Thursday, June 22, 2017

A CONVERSATION ABOUT TELEVISION SHOWS

Man With the Plan:  I've been invited to perform on the Gong Show.
Me:  Are you sure you want to follow through with it?
Man With the Plan:  I get to perform on television.
Me:  But those who perform on the Gong Show are idiots who look like idiots and act like idiots.  But considering that you are an idiot, you'll fit right in.  But are you sure you want to expose yourself as an idiot on television?
Man With the Plan:  Of course I need to be on the Gong Show.  I get to be on television.  That alone is enough.
Me:  I guess if that's your plan for success, then go for it.
Man With the Plan:  My performance on the Gong Show will be the first step to becoming famous.
Me:  I don't get it, but whatever floats your boat.
Man With the Plan:  I love boats.  Boats are fun.  Boats float on water.
Me:  Once again, I'm going to stand right over there.
I walk away from the Man With the Plan towards the opposite side of the room.
And as I'm lost in thought during the scorching hot days of Summer, here are some photos of Anna Ewers.





















 Binx Walton and Anna Ewers
 Anna Ewers











FRIENDSHIP

Having friends is great.  Having friends are wonderful.  It's best to have a squad of friends to back you up when times are tough.  Never take your friends for granted.  And with your squad of friends, anything can be accomplished. 
And as I'm lost in thought during the scorching hot Summertime, here are some photos of the following individuals.
Imaan Hammam, Fei Fei Sun, Maartje Verhoef, Vanessa Axente, Isabella Emmack, Mica Arganaraz and Julia Bergshoeff

IN THE SUMMERTIME

Perhaps I'll go camping in the forest.  Perhaps I'll live in a tent in the wilderness with camping supplies and a whole lotta luck.  However, it's far easier to stay indoors where there's less chances for getting a sunburn.  Or if there's the chance for a sunburn, then such a chance is minimum because the indoors is within reach.  Plus, I'm not really any good at setting up a tent.  Yeah, I could always learn how to set up a tent.  Perhaps I'll learn how to set up a tent later.  I'll stay indoors and venture to public parks instead for the immediate future.  Anyway, it's Summer.  The weather is much too good to spend it all indoors.
And as I'm lost in thought in the scorching hot sunshine of the Summer, here are some photos of Caroline Trentini and Andrew Hozier-Byrne aka Hozier.










THE MAN WITH THE PLAN VERSES THE WISE MYSTICS

Man With the Plan:  I got cupped.
Me:  I don't understand what you're talking about.
Man With the Plan:  I had scalding hot glass cups placed all over my body.  It's an ancient technique dating back centuries by a bunch of Wise Mystics From Long Ago.  It's done to help me relax.
Me:  And it helped you relax?
Man With the Plan:  I'm not feeling relaxed.  I got third degree burn marks shaped like glass cups all over my body.  One glass cup broke and now I have scorching hot glass fragment imbedded into third degree burnt flesh.  I might need surgery and third degree burn treatment therapy.  And with Trump Care about to be unleashed to benefit only the wealthy and screwing the poor, I'll be in financial debt to the hospital for decades.  Plus the Wise Mystics left town with my money with no forwarding address.  I think one of the Wise Mystics called me a brainless chump.
Me:  Sorry to hear that.
Man With the Plan:  Are you kidding me?  It was the best week of my life.
Me:  Um right.  I'll just stand over there instead. 
And as I'm lost in thought on the second day of Summer, here are some photos of Gemma Arterton.



























 Bill Nighy and Gemma Arterton