Tuesday, February 21, 2012

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER VALENTINES DAY, MY BIRTHDAY AND PRESIDENT'S DAY

And so the triple monumental event of Valentines Day, my birthday and President's Day has ended.  And so normality has returned to the city of Cleveland, Ohio.  However, life won't remain calm forever.  That's because Easter is soon to arrive.  Yes, soon we'll enjoy the pleasures of springtime.  And with the arrival of springtime and Easter, we'll get another visit from the Easter Bunny.  And like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny also has a fixation on little children.  However, while Santa Claus fixation on children is much more on a grand scale because of a huge multi-building and multi-level toy factory in either the North Pole or Antartica, an army of elves, a feme fatel wife, a sleigh vehicle that plows through snow and flies with flying reindeer, the Easter Bunny is much more simple.  The Easter Bunny is a homeless vagrant without a home, no friends, to allies, no vehicles, no equipment, no significant others and no pet animals.  He doesn't even get to be human but rather stuck in the physical form of a bunny rabbit (Or a horribly disfigured man forced to wear a bunny rabbit suit).  And all the Easter Bunny does is leave behind hard boiled eggs in a multi-color decorating it's shell on the front and back lawns (and sometimes the house too) as the method of operation.  Oh yes, Santa Claus leaves behind money, candy and toys to the children that he has a weird fixastion with.  The Easter Bunny only leaves behind hard boiled eggs.  Honestly, how many children actually eats the hard boiled eggs that the Easter Bunny leaves behind?  Almost none?  That's what I thought.  I'm not trying to be rude or insulting, but Santa Claus has always been much more of an interesting children fixation sort of character than the homeless and lonely hard boiled egg toting and children fixated Easter Bunny.  I would've suggested that the Easter Bunny hire a publicist, but the Easter Bunny may already be a lost cause.






























































While I'm busy comparing Santa Claus to the Easter Bunny, here are some photos of film and television actress (And future wife of Justin Timberlake) Ms. Jessica Biel.  Also included are some photos of film and television actress (And current wife of Ben Affleck) Ms. Jennifer Garner.

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