Tuesday, April 10, 2012

ARRIVED

So a Super-Hero makes a citizen arrest.  How do they go about it.  They just tie up the criminal, telephone the police and make a mad dash before the cops arrive.  What happens if the criminal escapes before the cops get there.  Does the Super-Hero haul the criminal into the police station.  If so, won't the Super-Hero feel kind of foolish dressed in his/her colorful action costume super-suit waiting for the citizen arrest to get processed.  Yes I know why the Super-Hero needs to dress up in a colorful action costume super-suit.  It's protect the important people in their lives from getting attacked by criminals (Comic book criminals always dress in colorful action costume super-suits). 
However, how many dates with women is a guy expecting to get when he's dressed in an effeminate spandex exercise outfit.  It's it's kind of condescending to insist that only colorful action costume wearing super-heroes belonging to an exclusive cliche can be allowed to fight crime---Actual police officers need not apply.  It also breeds anarchy.  You don't need to attend Police Academy and get an actual college degree in law enforcement.  All you need is super-powers, an effeminate colorful action costume super-suit (that looks great on women, but looks kind of gay on men), also the arrogance to assume that you could beat somebody up, wreck an entire city block to ruins and not get punished for it. 
Thankfully, we're living in a world that has no super-heroes in it.  The actual Batman would've gotten his identity figured out by the tabloids within the first five seconds of his reckless self-imposed vigilantism.   




















While I'm talking about comic book super-heroes, here are some photos of film actress and television actress Kristin Kreuk.  Her biggest claim to fame is playing Lana Lang on the comic book super-hero television series Smallville.  She's going to play leading lady #3 in the fourth season of the television series Beauty and the Beast.  Linda Hamilton and Jo Anderson were the first two leading ladies to Ron Pearlman's version of the beast (Season one, season two and season three of the series).  However, the Kristen Kreuk version of the television series Beauty and the Beast is still in the pilot episode yet-to-be-picked-up-for-a-full-season stage.  Hey, the fairy tale orientated television series Once Upon A Time is a huge blockbuster smash hit.  Why not xerox everything that made Once Upon A Time a really huge smash hit series.

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