Wednesday, June 27, 2012

THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

Gentle Reader, I know what you're thinking.  I'm trying to save you from a terrible mistake.  You see, it will never work.  Try as you might, you'll never succeed in convincing anybody else that the Frankenstein Monster will be a worth candidate for President of the United States.  You could try to improve the way the Frankenstein Monster speaks so that's he's better at making speaches that can be formed in sound bites.  You can try to improve the way the Frankenstein Monster walks around.  However, in the end, the Frankenstein Monster will be so scary to everybody in sight, that his candidicy for President of the United States will only result in the Frankenstein Monster going overboard on a Moses style massacre of all the first born children.  Save yourself the embarisment and sponsor another candidate who wasn't composed of dead limbs of half a dozen unrelated dead corpses.  Yes, the Frankenstein Monster will give you a sob story about how he was thrown in the trash can after he was born, but fight against the urge to financially support Frankenstein Monster's candidicy for President of the United States.  Trust me when i say that you'll thank me for it later.



















































































While I'm lost in thought about the Frankenstein Monster running for President of the United States, here is some photos of film and television actress Lori Singer.  Lori Singer's biggest claim to fame is playing Julie Miller on the television series Fame and playing the original version of Ariel Moore in the original version of the film Footloose.  Lori Singer is also a classically trained chello player.

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