Sunday, August 19, 2012

GOOD GOING YOU STUPID IDIOT, I HEARD YOU WRECKED A CAR. ARE YOU SERIOUS? ANSWER ME! ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I HEARD YOU WRECKED A CAR.

Needless to say, the above photograph isn't a good situation to be in.  How did the above photograph come into existance?  Perhaps a burned out boy band style rock star was recklessly driving either to or from the recording studio while intoxicated and drove off the road and off a mountain top cliff.  Perhaps the person had a fight against his Hispanic girlfriend and had a deadly mountain top cliff fight to the death against her that took both of their lives.  Perhaps a fifty year old guy who killed both his wife and her extra-marital lover as part of an Amway scheme gone terribly wrong tried to market his 14 year old sexual intercourse girlfriend as a rock star, was turned down by one of Simon Cowel's minions on American Idol and tried to kill his 14 year old girlfriend to punish her for failing to live up this his grand schemes.  Or perhaps it's a race car driver who turned a very dangerous corner much too quickly and is paying the price for his folly.  Whatever the case may be, the Man Who Drove His Car Off a Mountain Top Cliff isn't going to be the same anymore.  The Man Who Drove His Car Off a Mountain Top Cliff is going to be altered forever---Whether he likes it or now.  Let's hope the Man Who Drove His Car Off a Mountain Top Cliff survived driving a car off a cliff without his jaw being torn straight off.  Would plastic surgery help restore the Man Who Drove His Car Off a Mountain Top Cliff after he drove his car off a mountain top cliff?
Thelma and Louise also drove their car off a mountain top cliff.
To say that the above photograph is the family vacation from heck is an understatement.  Good luck trying to find a tow truck for this mess.  Is this a case of texting while driving, drinking and driving, using drugs and driving, sleeping and driving or reading super-hero comic books and driving?  You decide.

Racing off a cliff can also be used as a metaphor for incompetence.


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