Monday, October 15, 2012

THE SIXTH EDITION OF DRIVING FAST AND DRIVING FURIOUSLY (DRIVING LIKE YOU GOT A BRAIN IN YOUR SKULL ISN'T ALLOWED)

So how many The Fast and the Furious movies are there?  The last I checked that there are five of them with a sixth edition currently being filmed.  Keeping track of them all is difficult since they change the title with each installment.  Let's see, the Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious:  Tokyo Drift, Fast and Furious and Fast Five.  Michelle Rodriguez only shows up in part one, part four and the currently being filmed part six.  Jordana Brewster (Currently a cast member of the new seasons of Dallas) only shows up in part one, part four, part five and the currently being filmed part six.  Vin Diesel (The Arnold Shwarzenegger wanna be) only shows up in parts one, a brief cameo in part three, part four, part five and the currently being filmed part six.  John Paul Walker only shows up in part one, part two, part four, part five and the currently being filmed part six.  Which begs the question why was part three,  The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, even filmed at all if nobody important ever showed up in that film?  Oh well, every film series needs a file and forget chapter.











The Fast and the Furious film series is like a bad romance lover that nobody has the heart to get rid of.  The Fast and the Furious film actors keep vowing never to return only to come right back to the series once again.  And so after vowing never to do another Fast and the Furious film, Michelle Rodriguez is back to car racing, road rage, car wrecking and car theft mode in a mindless testosterone action film series that keeps going from automobile crack up to yet another automobile crack up.  A word of warning---Actual police officers don't normally wreck this many cars in such a short span of time.  Then again, actual police officers isn't normally armed with enough guns and bombs to start World War III, World War IV and World War V simultaneously.  An actual police officer who makes the mistake of acting like an action film character would've been arrested himself/herself.







 
 
 












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