Wednesday, March 13, 2013

LEGENDS OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH

I'm still researching how many Roman Catholic Popes were impeached from office. There has been so many Roman Catholic Popes that it's hard to keep track who did what and what the consequences were. There are two legends that has never been proven by actual fact. One of the legends is set in the past and one of the legends are set in the future. Let's start with the past before moving forward to the legendary future of the Roman Catholic Church.
1. Pope Saint Leo IV tenure as leader of the Roman Catholic Church started in April 10, 847 and ended eight (8) years later on July 17, 855. And when he died, the first and only female Roman Catholic Pope snuck her way into the most sacred and holy men's only religious order. Originally disguised as male Roman Catholic Monk, Joan was so revered for her religious devotion to the Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost that she was promoted to Bishop, Arch-Bishop, Cardinal and later Pope John VIII. However, it was while riding a horse that Pope John VIII gave birth and was later exposed as a female. So the later renamed Pope Joan I was stoned to death by an angry rioting mob (Who was worshipping her only a few seconds ago while she was pretending to be male). Pope Joan I existance was removed from all official Roman Catholic Church documents and officially rendered as non-existant. According to legend, Pope Joan I was replaced by Pope Benedict III who started his tenure in September 29, 855 and ended three years later with his death on April 17, 858. Pope Joan I was in charge of the Roman Catholic Church for two months and fourteen days before she was stoned to death.
 
 
2. The Roman Catholic Pope who replaces Pope Benedict XVI will be the last ever Roman Catholic Pope before a nuclear war destroys the planet Earth and the Human Race to 100% extinction. Clearly, whoever created that legend had no trust in Pope Benedict XVI's ability to lead anything beyond a scrub brush that he's using to clean the floor of his new monistary residence with.

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