Tuesday, March 26, 2013

MEANWHILE, BACK IN STAR CITY

So it goes like this, now here's the thing.  Oliver Queen went on a private yacht cruise, got shipwrecked and came back a super-hero.  The comic book version has a lawfully wedded wife named Diana Lance (In the television show, her name is Laurel Lance).  Diana Laurel Lance has a super-hero colorful action costume identity named Black Canary (Katie Cassidy who plays the role has yet to get her Black Canary colorful action costume super-suit yet.  Her ascent to super-hero has yet to be told).  The role of Diana Laurel Lance was also played by Alaina Huffman in the television show Smallville and also played by Rachel Skarsten in the television show Birds of Prey.  The Katie Cassidy version has yet to get her Black Canary colorful action costume for whatever reason the producers isn't telling us.
Now, this is where things get complicated.  The comic book Oliver Queen never reproduced with his own wife Diana Lance (Even though, since Diana Lance is a comic book colorful action costume super-suit wearing super-hero too, there's no reason to hold back and start knocking super-hero boots with her).  Oliver Queen did reproduce with an extra-marital mistress (Who works for the Yakuza (Also called gokudō and also called ninkyō dantai) Asian exclusive organized crime cartel (The same as the Italian Mafia, but with ninjas instead of Goodfellas type of scum)).   The child is Part Caucasian and part Asian and is named Connor Hawke (Who is also an archery obsessed super-hero).  I'm guessing the reason why Oliver Queen and Shado never married is because she's a criminal working for the Yakuza (So she's an Asian variation of Catwoman (Without the feline fetish)).  Anyway, the television show version of Shado (Played by Celina Jade) is now living on the uncharted island cave with Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell) and Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke---Sworn arch-enemy of the comic book super-hero team (And sworn arch enemy of Dick Greyson aka Robin.  The televsion version is practically an unofficial recurring guest star cast member Manu Bennett).  Here are some photos of Oliver and Shado making out with each other while on the uncharted island (Flashbacks that are almost nearly identical to the television show Lost).





 Meanwhile Oliver Queen continues to fight crime once he got rescued from the uncharted island without either Shado or Deathstroke (What the heck happened to the two of them?!?!?)







 Katie Cassidy aka Black Canary is going out with future comic book colorful action costume super-suit wearing super-villain Tommy Merlyn (He too has archery super-powers).  Diana Lance's father isn't worried, but he should be.  She's dating a future psycho in the making.  But hey, something has to be the catalyst for Diana Lance becoming a super-hero.

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