Wednesday, July 1, 2015

HIS NAME IS BATMAN!

Ben Affleck was born under the name of Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt in Berkeley, California on August 15, 1972.  And on  June 29, 2005, Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner.  It was a marriage that produced three children named Violet Anne, Seraphina "Sera" Rose Elizabeth and Samuel "Sam" Garner.  And after ten years of marriage, it was announced that Ben Affleck was getting a divorce.  Though reasons for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner getting a divorce was never officially released, it was assumed that the reasons might have something to do with Ben Affleck's habit of alcoholism and compulsive gambling.  Though evidence of alcoholism and compulsive gambling was never found, tabloid rumors kept speculating that's where the marriage wrecking problems lie.  And as Jennifer and Ben struggle to keep their marriage afloat, it soon became obvious that divorce court was the only way that Jennifer can deal with Ben Affleck's chronic alcoholism and gambling.  Because if Ben Affleck won't lift a finger to save himself, then the time has come for Jennifer to save herself by bailing out while she still could.  Jennifer Garner can stand aside and watch Ben Affleck fall apart under the weight of chronic alcoholism and compulsive gambling before the burden becomes too much for her to endure and escape becomes the last resort---At least, that's what the Tabloids have been telling us all recently.  And the Tabloids are never wrong about these things.  Only fools would doubt the gossipy Tabloids.


















 Hearing Jennifer Garner constantly nagging him to get some help to treat his chronic alcoholism and his compulsive gambling has been gnawing at Ben Affleck's last nerve.  And one of these days, Jennifer Garner is going to nag him into a homicidal nervous breakdown that could lead to a gun slinging showdown with the SWAT Squad.  But before he could unleash his anger about not wanting to give up his alcoholism and compulsive gambling, he stomped off while screaming at his estranged wife for no provoked reason whatsoever.  And Jennifer Garner walked home in misery and sadness at the ruins of her collapsing marriage.  And she'll need to telephone her girlfriends in hopes of getting friendship and support to help through her through the difficulty of divorce court to come.
Jennifer Garner couldn't get any of her girlfriends on her cell phone line, so she went shopping for children clothing for her three children to wear.  Retail shopping therapy always made Jennifer Garner feel better after another yelling and screaming argument with Ben Affleck.

































Ben Affleck always enjoyed reading Batman comic books.  So when Warner Brothers asked him to play Bruce Wayne aka Batman in the comic book film Batman Vs.  Superman:  Dawn of Justice and also in the comic book film the Suicide Squad, Ben Affleck instantly agreed.  It was the chance to blur fantasy and reality by reenacting scenes from his favorite comic books.
 Oh no, here comes Jennifer Garner.  Time for Ben Affleck to hide his comic book addiction habit disorder by hiding from sight until Jennifer Garner is gone.  Did Jennifer Garner spot her estranged spouse Ben Affleck dressed up like Batman in his colorful action costume super-suit?  No?  Thank GOD.  At least that part of his nervous breakdown disorder won't be discovered by his estranged wife.  At least there is still hope that Ben Affleck isn't doomed to bait the SWAT Squad to arrest him on his tragic descend downwards into ruin.





Standing nearby Ben Affleck dressed up like Batman are other actors hired to perform in a comic book film the Suicide Squad.  Among the assembled actors are Will Smith playing Floyd Lawton aka Deadshot, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Jay Hernandez as Lazarus Lane aka Rafael Sandoval aka Chato Santana  aka El Diablo and Jai Courtney as George "Digger" Harkness aka Captain Boomerang.  The cameras are rolling.  It's time to recite their scripted dialogue.  The latest scene in the upcoming super-hero comic book film the Suicide Squad is starting to film.  Here Deadshot, Harliquin, El Diablo and Captain Boomerang aka the Suicide Squad is planning to oppose the comic book super-hero Batman as part of their super-villain crime spree.  Ben Affleck must do everything in his power to defeat Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Jay Hernandez and Jai Courtney no matter the cost.  After all, he is a comic book super-hero and not a coward who hides in the shadows.  Perhaps Margot Robbie will be the first person that Ben Affleck will punch around like a punching bag in an effort to get rid of all that aggression that he previously wasn't able to express---Until now.











 

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